Friday, October 29, 2010

TIPS TO REMEMBER IF YOU ARE GOING TO OCEAN PARK HK

1. Never wear heals unless you are a genuine masochist.
2. Apply sunblock or else develop skin cancer in no time. If you are on a tight budget, bring an umbrella. If you don't have an umbrella, use the Ocean Park map as sunshield. If you don't have anything, might as well kill yourself.
3. Bring a liter of water. The price of bottled water in Ocean Park is almost the same as your monthly water bill in the Philippines. If you have the means or you are sosyal (real or fake), pay the price. :-)
4. The price of food is also expensive. As advised by our friends from HK, prepare sandwiches and buy chips before going to Ocean park. But then again, if you have the means or you are sosyal (real or fake), pay the price. :-)
5. Study the Ocean Park map or else get lost in space and even get lost in translation unless you speak fluent Mandarin or Fokien.
6. Do not smoke in a non-smoking area unless you want to be ridiculed by the park's staff with extreme prejudice. There are designated smoking areas so it won't hurt to follow the rules sometimes. Same procedures apply for your rubbish. There are available trash bins all over the park. But if you don't want to follow the rules, jump off the cliff.
7. Check the Internet for promos and packages. You'd get to save a lot. If your Internet service provider sucks, rally in front of their office.
8. Check the weather before going there. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.
9. Whatever happens, be it good or bad, just stay grounded and happy and everything else will follow.
10. Vacations are best if spent with your loved ones.

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